worst bands of the 2000s

To embed this post, copy the code below on your site, 600px wide And on closer inspection, Thoms debut is a nauseating hark back to the oh-so-glorious olden days, with several factual flaws, the most notable being that Johnny Rotten wouldnt be seen dead with flowers in his hair. Ward was crowned the winner ofThe X Factor before releasing this radically uninventive ballad, which sounds like every single X Factor winners song ever. I was born too late into a world that doesnt care,, when accountants didnt have control / And when media couldnt buy your soul.. Give Orange. American rock band, formed in 1995 in Tallahassee, Florida. They can barely play guitar and barely hold a tune. Registered office: 3rd floor, Latin Hall, Golden Lane, Dublin 8. Truthfully it was a tough call regarding whether or not to choose Simple Plan or Good Charlotte to appear on this list. Perhaps this is down to a belief that a band from Germany could never be as good as one from New York or London. Sports 20 Worst Bands of the 2000s Stats Can you name the 20 Worst Bands? 10. To give you an example, 'Year 3000' is about what life is like in the future, and they talk about how. If you aren't familiar with English bands in the 2000s this may be news to you but this terrible three-piece sold an enormous 3million albums in their 4-year career. Now suck my dick. Champagne Supernova, anyone? Here are 20 of the worst: : Cast your mind back to 2006, when you had to ask your parents to stop using the phone so you could connect to dial-up, and a time when webcams were a relatively new invention. Sum 41 - Fronted by Deryck Whibley, the Canadian And on closer inspection, Thoms debut is a nauseating hark back to the oh-so-glorious olden days, with several factual flaws, the most notable being that Johnny Rotten wouldnt be seen dead with flowers in his hair. Following the formal departure of singer Linn in 2007, the band performed a series of concerts as a trio in Europe and Asia from 2007 through 2009, before Jenny revealed in November 2009 that she would be taking indefinite leave from the band to focus on her own solo career.Jonas and Ulf have since recruited two new female vocalists, Clara Hagman and Julia Williamson. Because they combine simple composition with over-the-top production and pretentious length. We didnt see Chico coming. The kind of thing youd find yourself singing along to on the radio, then recoil and go Ew. Forget Chris Barrons scraggly beard; the real problem with the Spin Doctors is their enduring lightweight retro jam song legacy on crappy corporate radio. Since their demise the members of One True Voice have failed to scale the heights of success and Daniel was recently seen failing to get to the final stages of this years X Factor in front of one time contemporary Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud, now a multi-millionaire X Factor judge. I am not too proud to admit that I almost lost my mind when this Hounds of Love cover came on in a pub recently. 10:00AM. Thats Not My Name was lead singer Katie White ranting about her frustrations with being a woman in the music industry, which is fair but Jesus, if I ever hear it again Ill scream. After earning enough money to keep them in Nike Air Max and McDonalds for the rest of time, the band split in 2005 much to the relief of the British public. local news and culture, Angelica Leicht Its often said that people either love Rush or hate them, but a more accurate statement is that most people hate Rush, while a scattered few really love them. The Script - OK, Mums need something to listen to - nobody wants to find their Radiohead CD's in the kitchen on a Sunday afternoon, but surely the women who brought us into this world deserve better than rubbish like The Script they are served? Their most recent album, Away from the World, was released in 2012, and also debuted at number one on the Billboard chart. Here are the top 10 bands that defined the 2000s Kerrang era. Soporific Laurel Canyon coke rock whose chief existential lament seems to be What toppings should I get on my burrito? the Eagles are the quintessential band for a decade whose favorite barbiturate was the Quaalude. Then again, maybe Whibley's split with Avril Lavigne will inspire him to write some inspired songs of heartbreak? Sophisticated. American rock band that was formed by singer/guitarist Kurt Cobain and bassist Krist Novoselic in Aberdeen, Washington in 1987. The group was moved to Island Def Jam Music Group, which they eventually left after conflict with the label about creative input. We know this now. Famous purely through association the bands biggest hit is the catchy but infuriating 'Shake It'. So do you agree ? (When, by the way, they'll still be terrible.). works. WebHere, we take a look at 33 of the best 2000s rock bands that helped push the genre into new and exciting directions: 1. WebCLICK HERE to see The 50 Greatest Albums of the 2000s. Unlike his sister who would never do anything rebellious or naughty, Trace is covered in tattoos including the phrase 'Songs Of Victory' on his chest and a coffin on his throat. All Rights reserved. Doesnt make it funny, though, does it? Of course, white people arent like most listeners, and will tolerate almost anything theyre told is good for them; hence the groups popularity. It is not an exaggeration to call this one of the defining albums for Since its debut, the band has sold over 25 million records in the United States alone, and over 75 million records worldwide. It was an actual, living hell. But nothing excuses a throwaway, novelty kids TV song about a builder fixing things, managing to shift over a million copies, becoming the highest-selling song of 2000 and the first Christmas number one of the 00s. -Kai Flanders, What do white people have to complain about, George Carlin once posited. Wire service provided by AFP and Press Association. Feedback on 25 forgotten indie bands of the 2000s, ranked from worst to best. You thought I was done with dumping on Coldplay, did you? Theres innocent fun, and then theres ruining a new millennium before its barely begun. The mere mention of tracks like Two Princes create an earworm so powerful that youre going to need to see an ENT doctor. In practice, it is not. If only Hootie were Sandra Dee. Nobodys done it since, and not because folk duo Nizlopi are boundary-pushing innovators. This pic just screams "Radio Disney." Yet theres a difference between simple pleasure and mind-numbingly dumb. 6. They make Perrier seem vibrant and ethnic. Waiting For A Girl Like You? And try not to dance. But mainly because courting comparisons to the Beatles is always lame, no exceptions. Josh Homme might pop up and read a kids bedtime story every so often, but its a by-and-large mind-numbing existence. Its sexual politics are questionable at best Fergie sings about shaking her moneymakers to get ahead in life and the song relies on fairly pitiful rhymes (They say Im really sexy /The boys they wanna sex me) to make its dubious point. For more information on cookies please refer to our cookies Well, too bad. Sloppy, derivative and obsessed with shock value for its own sake, the Pistols set the template for British punk rock bands trying too hard. Hot body, rock the party / Give me some of that sugarland! You may change your settings at any time but this may impact on the functionality of the site. Drummers such as Sacha Gervasi, Amir, and Spencer Cobrin had all filled in as Bush drummers before Robin Goodridge was made the permanent fit and thus completing the Bush lineup. Justin Hawkins, he of tight catsuits and rebellious teeth fame, really 19. After the demise of his first band, then releasing an awful cover of Sparks 'This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Two Of Us' and before going on to unsuccessfully audition for Eurovision in 2007. Reproduction of material from any Salon pages without written permission is strictly prohibited. Here are the Top 10 suckiest bands of the '00s. When you think its finally gone, it rears its ugly head again. -Jeff Weiss, See also: The Eagles Hotel California: Why This Song Sucks, Once upon a time/When the world was just a pancake/Fears would arise/That if you went too far youd fall/But with the passage of time/It all became more of a ball. -Some Dave Matthews lyrics, You want a real American Horror story? Last years Super Bowl halftime show where they sung out of sync and trampled Sweet Child O Mine made Madonnas version look brilliant. The video is something special too, a mad vision of the future from the mind of someone who put too much faith in the plot for The Matrix. The group was especially popular in Canada, having three number-one singles in the country. Will happily stomp and screech along to Standing In The Way Of Control for the rest of my life. We had nothing to do with the results. Nickelback. He'll suck the humor out of a joke and ruin the punch line every time, but no one else seems to care, because he's a shirtless bro with a guitar. It wasn't even close. services and So let's apologise in advance to Bjorn, Carl and whoever is currently playing drums and keep the vitriol centralised. Then theres the fact that drummer Neil Peart generally consents only to speak to the drum press, a pantheon that includes in its entirety Modern Drummer and Not So Modern Drummer, if were not mistaken. In other words, LCD Soundsystem fans are the type of people who think buying their 10-year old kid a Public Image Ltd. record for his birthday is an example of good parenting. The Killers came in hot with their 2005 album Hot Fuss . 17 respectively. We don't mean that in a good way. Worst bit: When you stop to think about the number of people involved in the making of this song and its accompanying video. Ah, Johnny Borrell. Because Liam Gallagher only plays tambourine and possesses the single most nasal voice in pop. One True Voice were the boy band created by Popstars: The Rivals. Favorite. See if you agree with Rolling Stone readers top-10 list of the worst90s bands. -Kai Flanders, Boring, tepid, rehashed classic rock with a thin veneer of alt. This 4. These are the worst musicians of the 2000s. Deryck Whibley led this Canadian 4 piece 'rock' group that somehow pushed their way to the top, for a bit at least. The act took moronic-faux-concern-trolling to heights even U2 couldnt achieve. Okay, guys. Maybe, but if youve got Foreigner on the playlist, she wont be waiting for you. Worst bit: Its chipmunks singing about sex. Moore died suddenly in August 2008 due to complications from injuries sustained in an ATV accident. Fancy a trip down Indie Memory Lane? Whats worse is just how seedy it all is, way too post-watershed for rodents. This song isnt really so bad in of itself its more the fact that it introduced the trend of over-produced pop guff purporting to be massive indie bangers. Just in case you need a good, strong dose of suck to wake you up to the cruel, cruel noise that was the '00s, we've made a list to remind you of what bands could be in your future if this nostalgia path continues to sludge its way across the nation. Fleet Foxes, unfortunately, are more like Weetabix, a healthful, bowel-movement-inducing breakfast option that skimps on taste. You get infected at a young age when you dont know any better. Were aware of how a novelty act can be ridiculed by Simon Cowell in the first round, before finding unlikely success as the show progresses, before releasing a chart-bound single via Cowells label Syco. Their second album was called Konk, which is quite fitting, in retrospect. We know you've noticed it, the sudden influx of '90s nostalgia bands that have made their way back on tour. So when something half decent comes along, its easy to get carried away. That said, fuck Walmart. Share with Friends Add To Playlist. Put on Dont Steal Our Sun there and pretend youre in The OC. Just have a little patience while I bang my head against this wall and wait for the pain to eclipse the misery of this song. Billboard ranked Creed as the 18th best artist of the 2000s. And there comes a point in Hey Baby when it threatens to never end. British rock band formed in London in 1992 shortly after vocalist/guitarist Gavin Rossdale and guitarist Nigel Pulsford met. By this time Westlife were six albums deep into a career built upon dull, saccharine ballads and the formula was very tired indeed. What was he hiding? Worst bit: The key change nobody asked for. 18. EMPICS Entertainment. The Jonas Brothers - This Disney approved threesome provoke extreme anger amongst their haters for being so damn squeaky clean. Who needs vocals when you've got auto-tune? No Spice Girl was better placed to rule the charts than Victoria Beckham. Enough with the nostalgia shows already. WebTop 10 Worst Bands of Al Time. It was a mistake. The band now records under its own label, 3CG Records. Like Piers Morgan. Journal Media does not control and is not responsible for user created content, posts, comments, The Jam Addict team is a revolving door of writers who care about music, its effects on culture, and giving aspiring artists tools and knowledge to be inspired and keep on creating. American nu metal band. Li-ike. Josh Homme might pop up and read a kids bedtime story every so often, but its a by-and-large mind-numbing existence. Quizzes; Events; Quiz Creation; Community; Videos; SporcleCon; Remove Ads; Sign In; Quiz Categories. Cringiest Lines of the New Millennium. Really, guys. WebFrom pop crap to screamo to ridiculously dull indie, see who makes number one below: 20. Tractors and saccharine folk should not mix. Okay, their big hit, 'In Too Deep' wasn't that bad, however, the group has been chipping away at the same couple of chords now for too long. Worst bit: When you think the song has faded out but, oh no, heres another chorus this time with overblown gospel choir! Okay, it was written by Andy Burrows, but we still can't forgive him. Lets not neglect how wonderful it was to witness a puffa jacket-wearing Dane Bowers singlehandedly stinking out Posh Spices big solo move. Worst bit: The lyric: Hey there, Delilah, you be good and dont you miss me / Two more years and youll be done with school / And Ill making history like I do. Oh, you sweet, deluded fool. No thanks. Canadian rock band formed in 1995 in Hanna, Alberta. Feb 23, 2017. 13. Avril Lavigne. Hard-Fi - A 'proper' band who sing about real things like having no money, going out on a Friday night, soldiers in Afghanistan and Feltham Young Offenders Prison. These are the worst musicians of the 2000s. Following them we had a British version in The Libertines, a romantic and literate younger brother to The Strokes who gave the whole British music scene a kick up the backside. Because nobody will stand for this ever again. 25 forgotten indie bands of the 2000s, ranked from worst to best, Doug Peters / EMPICS Entertainment / EMPICS Entertainment. 7 and No. They were listed number seven on the Billboard top artist of the decade, with four albums listed on the Billboard top albums of the decade. Whether they're singing songs about wishing to cheat on their existing girlfriend with their ex or- actually, you understand I should not even need to continue that sentence. It was a novelty at the time, honest. Theres their reality show and various line-up shifts, of course, but the details of those are too depressing to go into. 15. Worst bit: Counting Crows singer Adam Duritzs purring la la la la chants. We did some digging around and this is what we came up with. Associated Press articles: Copyright 2016 The Associated Press. Houston's independent source of WebTop 10 Worst Rock Bands of All Time The Top Ten 1 Nickelback Nickelback is a Canadian post-grunge band formed in 1995 in Hanna, Alberta, Canada. Tremonti, Phillips and Marshall went on to found Alter Bridge while Stapp followed a solo career. Well, in this case the common rap happens to be true. PA Archive / PA Images / PA Images. Them, and folks whose favorite book is The Da Vinci Code and favorite TV show is Two and a Half Men. I think any musician and anyone with a brain will agree with at least most of these. Another vaguely comedy hair metal band Hot Leg also incorporated glam rock into songs like 'Gay In The 80's' and 'Cocktails'. Grab your copy of the Gigwise print magazine here. MEEEEEEENS NEEEEEEDS!. But people kept referring them to these labels which diluted the music genres so much its now just a big. 14. That name, man. It was an actual, living hell. Here are 20 of the worst: What made it so bad: Cast your mind back to 2006, when you had to ask your parents to stop using the phone so you could connect to dial-up, and a time when webcams were a relatively new invention. Also, Eddie Vedder thinks this is a lyric: Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo oooooooowhoaaaaaaaaooooooooo ohhhhhhh ohhhhhhh ohhhhhhh oooooooowhoaaaaaaaaooooooooo hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyiiiiyiiiiyiiiiyiiiiiiiiii yeah uhhh huh uhhh huh uhhh huh yeahah uhhh huh uhhh huh uhhh huh uhhhhh huh. -Nicholas Pell, The common rap on Black Eyed Peas is that they deteriorated after adding Fergie on 2003s Elephunk, trading their funky soul for kitschy dance-pop. Because theyve been caught ripping off other artists songs, including Stevie Wonder, The New Seekers, and Neil Innes. But Austrian disc-spinner DJ Otzi doesnt know too much of a good thing. Create an email alert based on the current article, This site uses cookies to improve your experience and to provide services and advertising. Trace Cyrus is the lead in this group of wannabe punks and his equine features gallop their way through everything Metro Station do. What made it so bad: That opening bassline kicks in and for a few sweet seconds you think youre listening to A Town Called Malice by The Jam. We can be thankful that 4 Non Blondes only made one album 1992s Bigger, Better, Faster, More! Coldplay jokes aside, Disturbed sucked and will always suck, provided they apparently still have a pulse. What made it so bad: Mainly the chorus, which sees Gary Barlow wailing like hes just opened a tax return. There will always be those unfathomably popular bands and singers that get an inordinate amount of airtime, and are loved by obsessed, cultish fans, only intensifying the hatred of those who realize one objective truth: that when you get down to it, the music isn't even good. 10. We would have hoped that Whitley's split with Avril Lavigne, (the other Canadian rock star who just barely missed this list) would have inspired him to write some better songs of heartbreak? Ev-ery. And, lastly, I want to clarify that not all of the bands pointed out on this list existed simply throughout the 2000s, but they are remembered as '2000s musicians'. This song is so wet that its given me swimmers ear, which makes the narrators self-regarding message stand by myself while I take over the world with my forgettable, dreary acoustic guitar song even more egregious. Boy bands from the late 90s to early 2000s. Code, or contact the Council, at www.presscouncil.ie, As Spin magazine put it, they're like "Nickelback before there was Nickelback.". Born the year after the death of the Beatles, the group consisting of Paul McCartney, his wife Linda and a revolving door of drummers and guitar players solidified every argument that John was better than Paul. In fact, it downright sucks. Only, some of the below groups possess testicles only in the symbolic sense. Get Free is still fine? If ever there proof that British pop music was in a dire state in the first half of the noughties then it's this. What made it so bad: In theory, Bad Day is a touching, uplifting number to raise the spirits, a reminder that everyone feels down in the dumps sometimes. From whence you came, Plain White Ts. Also, theres the fact that the Dead never composed these lyrics: Down with disease/ Up before the dawn/ A thousand barefoot children outside dancing on my lawn. -Elano Pizzicarola. PH: (01) 6489130, Lo-Call 1890 208 080 or email: [email protected]. Because nobody will stand for this ever again. If the Black Eyed Peas, the creators of nonsensical hits like "Boom Boom Pow" and "My Humps," qualify as music, then any kid with a Barbie Mix It Up DJ Turntable is Mozart. The boyband became a manband, encouraged countless 90s reformations that we did not ask for or need, and ushered in the inexplicable revitalisation of Gary Barlows career. -Ian Cohen, The all-mighty arbiter of SoCal cool, Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski was famously willing to be thrown out of a cab because he hated the fucking Eagles, and you should be too. Dave Matthews croons like Kermit with a hangover, for a presumed intended audience of trustafarians and frat bros bonding via hacky sack and horseshoes. Comments. Ombudsman, and our staff operate within the Code of Practice. / Get it crackin / Dont stop, get it get it. This was for a kids movie. I mean, really, was the "he-said-she-said bullshit" that rage-inducing, Fred Durst? Like actually, they aren't even a band anymore. WebFather of All Motherfuckers, Green Day (2020) In 2022, Loudwire published that Father of All Motherfuckers was the highest ranked rock album on a list of the worst albums of the Nirvana's brief run ended following the death of Kurt Cobain in 1994, but various posthumous releases have been issued since, overseen by Novoselic, Grohl, and Cobain's widow Courtney Love. Tokio Hotel - Hugely popular in Europe, Tokio Hotel have yet to replicate their success in Britain or the USA. and RollingNews.ie unless otherwise stated. 1 One Direction One Direction (commonly abbreviated as 1D) were a British-Irish pop boy band based in London, composed of Niall No 00s hit has been so purpose-built to wind up as many people as possible. Nothing gets worse. Maybe not the worst of the '00s offenders as far as their musical quality goes. A collection of the worst bands to emerge and inflict woeful music upon us this decade. Need we go on? Axel F was one of those irreversible mistakes, the kind that spirals out of control before you realise whats actually happening. EMPICS Entertainment / PA Wire Add to that their anodyne, soulless music and their eminently slappable faces and you begin to see why The Jonas Brothers are on this list. MILES. And besides, they still go on world tours, have their own podcasts and continue to release musicso we can't feel too bad for them. But we were naive in 2006. No Spice Girl was better placed to rule the charts than Victoria Beckham. Please, no '00s nostalgia, or these fools may find their way onto the bill. They are best known for the 1997 hit song "MMMBop" from their major label debut album Middle of Nowhere, which earned three Grammy nominations. Content copyright Journal Media Ltd. 2023 Registered in Dublin, registration number: They had an umlaut in their name! Empics Entertainment Their work is marked by Durst's abrasive, angry lyrics and Borland's sonic experimentation and elaborate visual appearance, which includes face and body paint, masks and uniforms, as well as the band's elaborate live shows. John Mayer is that insufferable bro -- you know, the one who wears a pukka bead necklace, is always shirtless, toting around a guitar at that house party you didn't want to go to, anyway.

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